Fotos

Check out the photo gallery on the Larsen Web Page. I posted some pics of fishing in Montana with Nick and some of Ty and his family when they were here. Also I was curious if anyone is actually reading this crap. If you are let me know cj3042@hotmail.com

Get Fit

I was a watching the tee vee and all that were on it was infomercials, religous programing and excerise videos. It gived me a good idear. Why dont somebody think of some way to combine these three excellent money makers. Well the day has come and I am that lucky, smart and talented sumbitch. I have in my own fertile and degenerated mind came up with an excellent popurri of the aformentioned items. That's right - religous excerise videos that make me money. I know - sheer genius. I am an idea man and when they come it is fast and furious, I bounced most of them off my wife. They were met with eye rolling, sighs, one small smile and a rebuke. Fine, some people don't know a brilliant scam when it is right in front of them. Here are a few examples, (these are rough, but you get the idea)

"Sweatin To The Old Testament" - Aerobics mingled with scripture reading, fat will melt possibly from sheer boredom.

"Pilates With Pontius Pilate" - Ok this is lame - Not sure where it is going but the title cracked me up. Sometimes you laugh alone.

"Jesursize' - This is the one that earned a rebuke, but I believe he has a sense of humor. And for the obedient out there when he tells you to step it up, you start hoppin.

"Nephi Bo" - Seriously have you seen the pictures of Nephi? the dude is cut. He could kick Billy Blanks and his queer little outfits halfway to the New World. Throw in a little 30lb swordplay, cut off a few heads and you got a workout that will leave you in a stupor of physical exaustion and humility. Credit for the name goes to Boo.

There were more (possibly the funny ones) but I can't remember them.

Nothin

Well I finally cut the strings and I am officially done with the propane gig. Feels pretty good. I quit, I respectfuly declined to move to California. This is the first time in my life (sinces I was 14 or 15) that I haven't had a job. I really have only had two jobs in 24 years. I might even get some unemployment benefits while I take the real estate course. Never had a day of unemployment pay either, it might just be time to get some. I feel pretty good about it, I was burned out on the propane game anyway. A guy was here yesterday fixing something and asked me what I do. The answer was kind of weird - nothin.

Wisdon of Earp

Family is all you got, everybody else is just strangers.

Wyatt Earp

Family Visit

Had the whole family here this week. Ty, Sloan, Boden and Tasha all flew up and spent the week. We had a great time although the weather this time of year is kind of cold and rainy. Johny Bo is an absolute blast to be around, funny and cute, gives out hugs and kisses and cracks everybody up. It was hard to see them leave but it was fun. Tasha is staying here and plans to enroll at North Idaho College this summer, she already found a place to stay with roomates and ditched her mom and dad the first week. I will send some pictures to dad to post on the website since I still can't get the picture gallery to work.

Lisa Update

Not sure if everyone knew what was going on but Lisa's biopsy of a skin lesion tested positive for melanoma. She went in today to have a larger area removed, she is home and pretty sore (it was on her stomach) but is doing fine. It was caught very early and did not appear to be deep. After they test it to make sure they got enough of it that might be the end of it, except regular screening. Melanoma is very bad and not curable once it spreads to the lymph nodes, get checked and stay out the sun. I watched them take it out, the area is about the size of silver dollar and over an inch deep - kinda gruesome. Anyway we hope this is the end of it, we are glad she went in for a screening.

A Flyfishing Limerick

Nicky has returned to the great Kansas Plains
He left Montana's rivers inside a big plane
But his fond early wishes of many great fishes
Were borne out through sun, wind and rain.

Dude Dies

Watched a few DVDs lately. First I saw I saw Cold Mountain (yea I know these are old news to most people) good flick, pretty intense, some nice nudity and then - dude dies. Bummer. A few days later I see Troy for the first time, awesome film - but, two dudes die (ok, thousands die, but I am talking Hector and Achilles. So for a change of pace we buy Ladder 49, pretty cool, lots of action, and then dude dies. I'm starting to sense a common theme here. People are apparently entertained by the dude dying, I have to object. Next one I am playing it safe, I think I will try a bible story maybe about Jesus or something, that should be nice.
Did you hear about the pope? Dudes dying.